First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.