It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.