I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."