I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.