I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.