You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.