Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.