Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.