Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.