I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.