They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.