They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.