They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.