I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.