I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.