Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.