They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
Garry ShandlingI play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
Garry ShandlingWhen I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Garry ShandlingNice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
Garry Shandling