In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.

I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.