I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

America is one of the few places where the failure to promote oneself is widely regarded as arrogance.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

I try not to second-guess editors; they're the clients, and I have no expectation that my strip is going to make it into every paper every day.

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.