When angels fly inside your heart, that's when you can fly.

Art is only the search, it is not the final form. It's unlimited, it's forever.

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.

Critics of art are like eunuchs in harem. They see how it's done when the men come to see the women, but they can't do it themselves.

If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.