I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy, and I don't even have a worst enemy.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.

I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.

15 concubines ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.