It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.