I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.