I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.