Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.