Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

Without my family, I'd be something.