No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.
Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
Without my family, I'd be something.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.