Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.