Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.