Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.