I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.