Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.