Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.