Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.