Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.