Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention to them anymore because I found a similar gadget in my dashboard... Some people slow down at those things... I don't slow down. I speed up and set the high score.

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.