Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.