Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.