The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?
I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.
I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.
For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.