Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.