Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.