I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny.
Gary GulmanIt's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.
Gary GulmanIf you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.
Gary GulmanThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.
Gary Gulman