I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

I'm not a tough guy or a good fighter at all. [Boxing] is just a great way to work out that's not boring. It's also good for your mental health. If you have an Irish or Scottish last name you should definitely do it.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.