If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.