If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

Once I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, "Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the world." And I guess I subconsciously hoped it would be something a little more adult. But I just want to do funny shorts, and TV is the ultimate endpoint for that.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.