If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.