Do for yourself or do without.

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.