Do for yourself or do without.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes
Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.