Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.
To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.
Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.
To take the world as one finds it
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.