Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.
Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!