Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.