To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

The temptation to vivify the tale and make it walk abroad on its own legs is hard to deny.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

As the dog becomes thoroughbred in the laws of clan and caste; obedient, fraternal and loyal; so is the man who accepts the gentleman's code.