Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

The temptation to vivify the tale and make it walk abroad on its own legs is hard to deny.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"

Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason