Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

It is in the blood of genius to love play for its own sake, and whether one uses one's skill on thrones or women, swords or pens, gold or fame, the game's the thing.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.

Style is doing things not in any way but in the best way.