As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness.

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.

Every person has some splendid traits and if we confine our contacts so as to bring those traits into action, there is no need of ever being bored or irritated or indignant.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.