In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

As the dog becomes thoroughbred in the laws of clan and caste; obedient, fraternal and loyal; so is the man who accepts the gentleman's code.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.