If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

There is indeed no such thing in life as absolute darkness; one's eyes revolt and hasten to fill the vacuum by floating in sparks, dream patterns, figures whimsical and figures grotesque, shifting and clad in complementary colors, to appease the indignant cups and rods of the retina.

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.