Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.

Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!

If you wish to be positive, which means youthful, never speak of the past any more than you can help.

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness.

Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.