The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.
One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.