The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.