The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.