The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.