The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.

The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.

If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.

The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.