If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.
The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.