If they haven't heard it before it's original.
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.
An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.
Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.
Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.