Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
News is history shot on the wing.
I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.
Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.
If they haven't heard it before it's original.
A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.