A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application.

Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day.

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.