A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

If they haven't heard it before it's original.

News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day.

Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.