If they haven't heard it before it's original.

It is no disgrace to rest a bit.

Every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and San Francisco

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.

Why may not the Bible and especially the New Testament be read and taught as a divine revelation in school? Where else can the purest principles of morality be learned so clearly or so perfectly as from the New Testament?

A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.