If they haven't heard it before it's original.

A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

Every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and San Francisco

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

News is history shot on the wing.