The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
I have an amazing ability to forget.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.