You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
I have an amazing ability to forget.
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.