The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
Most one-run games are lost, not won.
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.