There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.