There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

Play him, fine him, and play him again.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.