Never negotiate with kids. They don't have life experience, and they don't have repercussions for bad decisions; they still get fed and housed.

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.

James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.

Never negotiate with kids. They don't have life experience, and they don't have repercussions for bad decisions; they still get fed and housed.

When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'