There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I use drugs and alcohol and booze is because it's healthy!"

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

Elvis is the king of rock and roll, who made white kids shake their shackle.

There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I use drugs and alcohol and booze is because it's healthy!"

I think it's pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It's love or hate.

No one has the right to shake his finger in your face.

If you're lucky, you don't think in a straight line.