I hope the guy who came up with the phrase 'sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll' rots in hell, I'd like to change it so it makes more sense: 'sex death and rock 'n' roll'

I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton and although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.

If you take a life, I will take yours. Put me in charge, I will fix it.

If you're a man in your twenties or thirties, and you have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not to get married.

There is nothing that I would do ever to break my mother's heart.

When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'

That's why I'm a big supporter of the death penalty. I want to be the hangman. I would put many more people to death like the kids who want to kill other people, I'd put 'em to death.