I'm pissed at a nickel because it isn't a dime.

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.

What we have is pretty meaningless. It's what we are that counts.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party.

There is nothing that I would do ever to break my mother's heart.

You can't start motoring up life's road until you get your buns in gear.