I have some advice: Unless she is pregnant or handicapped, don't give up a seat to a woman unless you KNOW she is well over 60. Trust me on this, even if I am a liberal.

I believe men's faces come in two kinds: Faces that need a blade, and faces that need an electric. I never was happy with an electric. I became pizzaneck.

I don't hold doors for women. I'm not sure I really differentiate between men and women, in my door-related activities. Do women really care about this issue?

Hillary Clinton rubs people the wrong way, for valid reasons.

Making stuff up is the worst thing a journalist can do. Plagiarizing is the second worst.

Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.